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#:-)  Just a bit breezy today and wet as well. Jacob is doing well after the first day he went from 7#1oz down to 6#9oz
and today he was back up to 6# 13oz. Not too bad for only being three days old. There will be pics coming but Beth hasn't
sent them yet and I couldn't get my cam to work today when they stopped by briefly on the way to the Dr's. Etnan wanted
to go along so somebody needed to watch Aydan and Aubrey. Hugs to the Ladies Handshakes to the Gents.
 
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Thanks Alorita
 
THIS IS A GREAT TRUE STORY

SPORTSWOMANSHIP at it’s best.

Offensive players cannot help a runner -- but defensive players CAN! This is really worth watching.

http://www.responsibilityproject.com/films/player/the-home-run/


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A man walks into a bar with a dog. The bartender says, "You can't bring that dog in here."

"You don't understand," says the man. "This is no regular dog, he can talk."

"Listen, pal," says the bartender. "If that dog can talk, I'll give you a hundred bucks."

The man puts the dog on a stool, and asks him, "What's on top of a house?"

"Roof!"

"Right. And what's on the outside of a tree?"

"Bark!"

"And who's the greatest baseball player of all time?"

"Ruth!"

"I guess you've heard enough," says the man. "I'll take the hundred in twenties."

The bartender is furious. "Listen, pal," he says, "get out of here before I belt you."

As soon as they're on the street, the dog turns to the man and says, "Do you think I should have said 'DiMaggio'?"

Thanks Sandi

Had to Change Hotels

Last week, I checked into the Four Seasons in Palm Beach

and was a bit lonely.. I thought, "I'll call one of those men you see advertised in phone books for escorts and sensual massages."


I looked through the phone book, found a full page ad for a guy calling himself Tender Tony, a very handsome man with assorted physical skills

flexing in the photo. He had all the right muscles in all the right places, thick wavy hair, long powerful legs, dazzling smile, six pack abs and I

felt quite certain I could bounce a quarter off his well oiled butt, you get the picture. I figured, what the heck, I'll give him a call.


"Hello, ma'am, how may I help you?" Oh my, he sounded sooo sexy! Afraid I would lose my nerve if I hesitated I rushed right in, "Hi, I hear you give

a great massage, I'd like you to come to my room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really

want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now. Bring implements, toys, rubber, leather, whips, everything you've got in your bag of tricks.

We'll go hot and heavy all night - tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything and everything baby. Now how does that sound?"

He says, "Oh my God... that sounds absolutely fantastic,

but you need to press 9 for an outside line."

" EMBARRASSING "

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